Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE NINE THE MOST. PLEASE. I FEEL SO LONELY IN MY CORNER.
In breaking news, Landover police say 26-year-old Tyson Jerome Barnette, a postal worker, was shot while delivering mail 10 miles from the U.S. capital. Black America Web, Bossip and other sites ar…
I am so tired of reading these things.
Wow… now black people are being shot while going to white people’s houses as part of their JOBS.
So, this, but I bet I don’t even finish the back of my cardigan by the end of National Sweater Knitting Month.